I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
I have a month to decide whether or not I actually want to attend alcon this year. It’s working out to be kind of a tough choice.
A little bit of art for 636. I can’t wait to see what RT do with their new space, but will miss this iconic little place.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
i feel really badly but I just cannot stop laughing